#wordsfromadrunkhoe

When i’m drunk and people tell me to be quiet

Sunday Morning

When a guy friend hooks up with a Theta

When I sit down to watch my show on the right night and its not a new episode

But when I start watching the rerun instead:

When I want to watch my show but the new episode isn’t online yet

So instead I’m just like:

After I straighten my hair

when my best friend says he isn’t drinking tonight because he has work to do

When I think about the number of fucks I currently give

whatshouldbetchescallme:

when i go to olive garden after not eating the entire day

When all my friends lecture notes are online and i have to go to class